17 June 2010

Vuvuzela is ancient African tradition like BMWs, R Kelly, says defiant SA

PRETORIA. The SA government has come out strongly in defence of the controversial vuvuzela, describing it as an ancient African tradition invented in Mexico in 1973.

“The vuvuzela is as proudly African as R Kelly, BMWs, Breitling watches and thousands of other inventions from the Motherland,” said an outraged spokesman this morning.

The raucous plastic trumpets have been accused of destroying World Cup spirit by preventing fans from singing uplifting traditional songs such as Ronaldo Is A Wanker, Henri Is A Wanker, Messi Is A Wanker, and the evergreen German fave, Rooney Ist Eine Wenker.

from Hayibo.com.  Read on here

1 comment:

  1. Sorry for da boyz. Is that the first offside missed by a ref this worldcup? The one milliseconds before our goalie got Red. I liked the look of Bafana tho. Fun to watch them pass it about... Forlan said it was pretty even despite scoreline... which is partially soothing... We can still win this!

    Two-goal star Diego Forlan said he hoped people back home would not get too carried away over this win. "We knew we could win this match, we made the most of our chances, defended very well, but it was a pretty even game," said the former Manchester United player who now makes his living at Athletico Madrid.

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